Fans of Battlestar Galactica will be pleased to know that the Asssociation of Teachers and Lecturers are taking action to protect UK schools from a Cylon attack. Colin “Adama” Kinney, from Cookstown High School in Northern Ireland, is aware of the Cylon’s ability to hijack wireless networks.
‘Let’s stick to wired computers and other wired devices for the time being.
‘Ok, so teachers may have to wait a little longer for their IT suite to become available but at least we will be protecting the earth from Cylon attack. Everybody remembers what happened to Caprica‘
Or something like that.
The Telegraph provides more information:
The Association of Teachers and Lecturers, which represents more than 160,000 staff, called for a major investigation into the biological and thermal effects of wi-fi.
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At the ATL’s annual conference in Liverpool, teachers backed calls for curbs on the use of wi-fi until health risks have been properly assessed.
Colin Kinney, a teacher from Cookstown High School, Northern Ireland, said: “Have we the right to avoid the moral warnings simply for access to a few more computers? Are our pupils going to thank us in the years to come if they have become sterile or suffer from cancer, brought on by or exacerbated by the exposure to wi-fi?
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The union backed calls for a Government investigation into the “considerable biological and thermal effects” and for the results to be made public.
The union may be pleased to know that the Health Protection Agency is currently undertaking a two year study into the effects of wi-fi. Hopefully it will report this year, or early next year. In the meantime, banning Wi-FI from schools is an over-reaction, as well as being impractical as children are exposed to multiple Wi-Fi transmitters in the streets they live in. If there is a risk the ban should be nation-wide.
Wi-Fi scare stories in the media just keep coming. Here’s Panorama at Bad Science, people who can feel emails being sent, and the classics teacher who only felt well at the weekends.
Remember Wi-Fi eats babies!